20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (June 18-24)

Marriage – the ultimate adventure in love, laughter, and learning to tolerate each other’s snoring. This week, Twitter was filled with hilarious takes on married life, and we’ve rounded up the best of the best for your entertainment.

From the relatable struggles of sharing a bathroom to the ridiculous arguments that only couples can have, these tweets will have you nodding your head in solidarity and chuckling out loud.

1. The Morning Struggle is Real

“My wife just woke me up at 6 am to ask me if I was awake. I’m not sure what the correct answer is in this situation.” – @SleepyHubby

2. When You Realize You’re Not Alone

“Just had to explain to my husband why I was crying in the bathroom. Turns out, it’s not just me who thinks the toilet paper roll is always empty.” – @WifeLifeCrisis

3. The Great Sock Debate

“Why do men think it’s okay to wear socks with holes in them? Is it a pride thing? ‘Hey, I’m a real man, I can wear holey socks!'” – @SockSkeptic

4. Marriage Goals (Not Really)

“My wife just told me she loves me, but only if I do the dishes. I think that’s a reasonable ask, don’t you?” – @DishDuty

5. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Remote

“I’ve been searching for the TV remote for 20 minutes. My husband just walked in and said, ‘Oh, I think I left it in the fridge.’ Why do I even bother?” – @RemoteControlIssues

6. When You’re Not on the Same Page

“I told my husband I wanted to watch a rom-com tonight. He thought I said ‘sci-fi.’ Now we’re watching Star Wars for the 12th time.” – @MovieNight Fail

7. The Art of Compromise

“My wife wanted to go to the beach, but I wanted to stay home and play video games. So, we compromised and went to the beach… and I brought my console.” – @GamingOnTheGo

8. The Never-Ending Battle

“I’ve been fighting with my husband about who left the cap off the toothpaste for 10 years. I think it’s time to call in a mediator.” – @ToothpasteWars

9. When You Realize You’re a Team

“Just had to work together with my husband to get our toddler to eat dinner. I think we make a pretty good team… when we’re not arguing about whose turn it is to do the dishes.” – @ParentingPartners

10. The Secret to a Happy Marriage

“My wife just told me the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms. I think she might be onto something.” – @BathroomBliss

11. When You’re Not Speaking

“My husband and I aren’t speaking to each other right now, but we’re still texting each other from the same room. Marriage is weird.” – @SilentTreatment

12. The Importance of Communication

“I just asked my husband what he wanted for dinner and he said, ‘Surprise me.’ I think that’s code for ‘I don’t want to make a decision.'” – @DinnerDilemma

13. When You’re Not on the Same Sleep Schedule

“My wife is a morning person, I’m a night owl. We’re like two ships passing in the night… except one ship is always asleep.” – @SleepSchedule

14. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Snacks

“I swear, my husband has a personal snack thief. I buy a bag of chips, and the next day it’s gone. I’m starting to think it’s a conspiracy.” – @SnackAttack

15. When You’re Not Sure What You’re Arguing About

“I’m not even sure what we’re fighting about anymore. I think it started with who left the dishes in the sink, but now we’re debating the meaning of life.” – @ArgumentAmnesia

16. The Power of Apologies

“My husband just apologized for something he did 5 years ago. I think that’s a new record.” – @ApologyAccepted

17. When You Realize You’re a Stereotype

“I just caught myself yelling at my husband to take out the trash. I think I’ve officially become a cliché.” – @StereotypeSquad

18. The Importance of Humor

“My wife just made a joke about my snoring, and I think it’s the first time I’ve laughed in my sleep.” – @SnoreSquad

19. When You’re Not Sure Who’s in Charge

“I’m not sure who’s in charge of our household – me, my husband, or our toddler. It’s like a never-ending game of ‘Who’s the Boss?'” – @HouseholdHierarchy

20. The Secret to a Long-Lasting Marriage

“My grandparents just celebrated their 50th anniversary. When I asked them the secret to their long-lasting marriage, they said, ‘Separate bathrooms and a lot of wine.'” – @MarriageGoals

There you have it – 20 hilarious tweets that perfectly capture the ups and downs of married life. Whether you’re a newlywed or a seasoned veteran, these tweets are sure to make you laugh and nod your head in solidarity.