The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (June 15-21)

Being a parent is a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. And let’s be real, it’s not all tantrums and messy diapers. Sometimes, it’s downright hilarious. This week, we’ve rounded up the funniest tweets from parents that will have you laughing out loud and nodding your head in solidarity.

1. The Morning Struggle is Real

“I just spent 20 minutes negotiating with a tiny human to put on pants. I’m not sure who won, but I think it was the pants.” – @SarahKSilverman

We’ve all been there – trying to get our kids dressed and ready for the day, only to be met with resistance and tantrums. Sarah’s tweet perfectly captures the morning struggle that many of us face.

2. When You Realize You’re a Human Jungle Gym

“I just found out that my toddler thinks my body is a jungle gym. I’m not sure when I became a human playground, but I’m not getting paid enough for this.” – @DadLifeRules

Who needs a gym membership when you have a toddler? This tweet from @DadLifeRules had us chuckling at the relatable struggle of being a human jungle gym.

3. The Never-Ending Battle of Messy Rooms

“I’ve given up on cleaning my kids’ rooms. I’m just going to tell them it’s a ‘vintage’ look and charge them rent.” – @MommyCribNotes

We’ve all been there – trying to keep our kids’ rooms tidy, only to be met with resistance and mess. This tweet from @MommyCribNotes had us laughing at the creative solution to the never-ending battle of messy rooms.

4. When You Realize You’re a Snack Dispenser

“I’m not a parent, I’m a snack dispenser with a side of emotional labor. Anyone need a goldfish cracker?” – @TheMommyhood

This tweet from @TheMommyhood perfectly captures the feeling of being a snack dispenser, rather than a parent. We’re sure many of us can relate to this sentiment!

5. The Joy of Toddler Logic

“My toddler just told me that he can’t go to bed because his eyes are ‘too awake.’ I’m not sure what that means, but I think I need to start using that excuse too.” – @ParentingHacks

Toddler logic is a special kind of logic, and this tweet from @ParentingHacks had us giggling at the creative excuse. Who wouldn’t want to use “my eyes are too awake” as a reason to stay up late?

6. When You Realize You’re a Professional Yeller

“I’ve come to realize that I’m not a parent, I’m a professional yeller. My specialty is yelling ‘STOP TOUCHING YOUR BROTHER!’ from the top of my lungs.” – @Mommyish

This tweet from @Mommyish had us laughing at the relatable struggle of being a professional yeller. Who hasn’t yelled “STOP TOUCHING YOUR BROTHER!” at some point or another?

7. The Struggle of Getting Kids to Eat Healthy

“I just spent 10 minutes convincing my kid that broccoli is a superhero that will give him superpowers. I’m not sure who’s more exhausted, me or the broccoli.” – @DadJokesCentral

Getting kids to eat healthy can be a daily struggle, and this tweet from @DadJokesCentral had us chuckling at the creative approach to getting kids to eat their veggies.

There you have it – the funniest tweets from parents this week. We hope these tweets brought a smile to your face and reminded you that you’re not alone in the wild world of parenting. Until next week, stay funny, parents!